Big Eyes
My optometrist dilated my eyes SIX HOURS AGO and they are STILL DILATED. And, it’s giving me a headache.
Because of my bug eyes, the doctor ran into my eyes twice with his tools. TWICE.
Turns out, my eyesight hasn’t changed enough to warrant new lenses. I was also told the best I’ll ever have in my left eye is 20/30. I can only accept this because my prescription hasn’t changed since last year. This is the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE where I’ve gone for an exam and haven’t needed new glasses.
I’m still getting new frames, dammit.

