Her: I wonder how they chose to put on C-SPAN? Couldn’t they’ve put something more interesting on, like food network?

Other Gal: Yeah, I know! The captioning doesn’t even match what they’re saying!

Me: I put in on to escape the commercials. The remote is in the drawer if you want to change it.

Her: Oh, would you mind if I changed it? (gets up and gets the remote) Do any of you care what I change it to?

Other Gal: No.

Me: No, it’s all crap.

(she puts on food network. Rachel Ray sucks my ass. I go outside until my car is ready)

3 pm