Me:

I've got a computer in my hand! (Shows iPhone). I know it because an app just crashed and quit unexpectedly.

Him:

Yeah. That's great. (Goes back to sampler)

Me:

I HAVE A COMPUTER IN MY HAND. (Shows the iPhone)

Him:

Yeah. Great.

Me:

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS THE INTERNET. IT'S A COMPUTER.

Him:

YES. IT IS GREAT.

9 pm